June 2012
ionlydatepeoplemycatlikes:
Black widow
Iron man
Thor
Captain america
Hulk
Irish drinking song. ^__^
the23rdspectacledone:
You know what's kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the...
Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
Tony: BFF
Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
Tony: BEST
Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
Tony: FRIENDS
Bruce: Tony-
Tony: FOREVER
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taupetoupee:
unseilie:
When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that...
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misslovegood7:
nanihoo:
againstavengers:
...
Why I am an Avengers fangirl:
yepitsamanda99:
0% I’ve always been interested
20% The first time I saw it I loved it
80% Tumblr
You just think you're sooo sexy don't you?
fassyandhiddles:
…. well.. you are…
DC reveals that the entire company is gay, and is...
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so i just saw this gif on another post
isthatwhyourecallingyourselfgreg:
REAL DISCREET, TOM.
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Ordering a greent tea from starbucks:
Uncle: ...with 5 splenda
Me: and I'll have the same but with 4 splend.
Uncle: just get 5.
Me: but I don't want 5, I want 4.
Uncle: *to my mom* tell them 5.
Me: No tell them 4.
Uncle: *to my mom* she's a little cunt isn't she.
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