Bright's random ramblings!

aduhm:

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

aduhm:

my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????

I’m so confused?????? 

Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN

(via the-anatomy-of-poe)

endquestionmark:

Bonjour (Hello) vs. Bonne journée (Have a nice day)

#i can’t decide what’s better #the fact that you can literally see the exact moment chris realizes he said the wrong thing #the fact that he says ”have a nice day” TO HIMSELF since the interviewer is already gone by then #the fact that he says it TWICE; the second time just to be sure he got it right #the fact that all of this could have been avoided if he’d just stopped while he was ahead with ”merci” #honestly i think it’s none of these things #i think my favorite thing is zach not even waiting for the interviewer to leave before pulling out his phone #and ignoring chris so completely and without any effort #at this point chris murmuring to himself in french doesn’t even warrant a sideways glance (radiophile)

(via acaseofthefeels)

leonardsdicaprio:

stop hating on benedict cumberbatch for playing khan and being white

stop hating on benedict cumberbatch for playing khan and being white

stop hating on benedict cumberbatch for playing khan and being white

STOP HATING ON BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH FOR PLAYING KHAN AND BEING WHITE

YOU BET YOUR DAMN ASS HE DID A GREAT JOB

I DONT APPRECIATE THE LACK OF DIVERSITY IN MOVIES EITHER BUT HATING ON AN ACTOR FOR BEING W H I T E  MAKES U A SHITTY PERSON

(via verilythis)

(via dinosaurastronautsinspace)

missblackwood:

professionallyknownasthewoman:

i’m not in y’alls fandom but apparently some shits gonna go down so here’s to the hannibal fans (fannibals???) i hope things work out for your favourite and i picked a cake made out of human flesh because y’know

jesus fucking wept

(via amazing-is-what-i-aim-for)

(via ascendingintonachos)

lounestaloki:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

thewaywardswagabond:

iamtonysexual:

Also
Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omg

I wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”

That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.

POST THE REST I AM HOOKED

This is the finest essay opening I’ve ever read.

(via ascendingintonachos)

a-fish-thats-drowning:

this picture makes me sweat

(via boburnhamlove)

donotchoosesidesyet:

there has never before been such a ‘that’s it that’s the show” gifset in the history of time

(via johnlock-17)

Chris Pine → MTV Movie Awards 2013

(via what-the-fandom)